Every once in a while, on a Thursday, I post an old school assignment that I have written as a “throwback thursday” type thing when I have an assignment I’ve found that seems interesting enough to post. This time I am a speech from tenth grade. Basically, we had to take the intro speech from the V for Vendetta movie, rewritting it using a letter other than V.
My teacher told us not to do X because it was too difficult, and that even he couldn’t do it.
So, I did X, and it was the most difficult thing ever.
But I got an A, so its all good.
X for Vendetta Speech
Xierach! In examination, a modest axis of The X, playing both xonked Xesus and Xerxes by the xenium of xenia Fate. This vexing expression, neither xenial nor xenodochial, is a Xerox of a faux, now annexed past. However, this xenomorphic moxie of a long exacerbation, which stands xany and xerophytic before you, with xanthippe, will be a xenagogue to the xanthoriatic xaroncharoo of xbobo, who will be taxed and xickovit, at once xenacious and xaern, when faced with my xenophatic xanduism come true. They will be no xield for their downfall. For this xenogenic overtaking, to lead into a xenogenesis, lead by xiphoid or xrayic means for the rectification of the xiathum, to xoompin until only the xper and xerlo remain. Non-xer, this prolixed speech should turn more xeroflulogitis, so let me simply add that it’s my extremely good honor to meet you and you may call me X.
Xierach! – Exclamation of surprise or delight
Axis – a controllable part
The X – term for theater of circus fairground
Xonked – confused or victimized
Xesus – savior who dies in pursuit of goal, greek for “Jesus”
Xerxes – “ruler of heroes”, defeater of heroes, villain who succeeds
Xenium – gift
Xenia – hospitality
Xenial – friendly to owner, to self
Xenodochial – friendly to strangers
Xenomorphic – a complete change
Exacerbation – annoyance
Xany – crazy, energetic
Xerophytic – resilient, able to withstand drought or failure
Xanthippe – ill-tempered
Xenagogue – guide to a different way of life
Xanthoriatic – not intelligent in one thing, but reasonably intelligent in others
Xaroncharoo – brilliant, insane, and evil
Xbobo – of/belonging to/in ancient times
Xickovit – sick of / annoyed by
Xenacious – yearn for change
Xaern – to like something and then begin to hate it
Xenophatic – of wit and satire
Xanduism – fantasy, idealism
Xield – a buffer
Xenogenic – originating from elsewhere
Xenogenesis – a complete change into something else/ something strange
Xiphoid – sword or sword shaped
Xrayic – powerful
Xiathum – a disaster area
Xoompin – to drive over or get past bumps in the road
Xper – intelligent, expert
Xerlo – good, nice, favorite things or people
Xer – just a little
Xeroflulogitis – at a loss for words