Throwback Thursday, where, essentially I post old writing samples, essays and short stories that I dig up from my pile of hoarded papers and school assignments or from the depths of my computer. So everyone can see how my writing has changed/improved over the years.
How to Make Sam Soup*
2 teaspoons: Anxiety
1/2 cup: (What my mother calls) Teen Angst
1 1/4 cups: Clumsiness
3 tablespoons: Babbling
2 cups: Sarcasm (can also substitute backtalk)
1/4 cup: Wit (can also substitute intelligence)
1/2 teaspoon: Manners
1/4 teaspoon: Morals
1.5 ounces: Quick-temper
4 teaspoons: Competitiveness
- Combine all ingredients.
- Let cook for nine months, give or take a few weeks.
- Garnish with black eyeliner.
- Optional: Let sit before serving, the teen angst must boil out before it is fit to be part of society.
*WARNING: Will probably be sentient.